How Do I Rip People Off?

There are many ways to rip people off. Some are more obvious than others. Here are a few tips on how to do it:

1. Find a mark with a lot of money and a gullible personality.
2. Convince the mark that you have a surefire investment opportunity that will make them a lot of money.
3. Get the mark to invest as much money as possible into the scheme.
4. Once you have the money, disappear.
5. Another option is to sell the mark something that is worthless or overpriced. This could be anything from a fake Rolex watch to a worthless piece of land.
6. A final option is to simply cheat the mark out of their money through gambling or other games of chance.